1 hazar wali shadi ka anjam
Wakeel:talaaq karwane k 10 hazar rupee lon ga
husband:pagal ho gae ho 1 hazar me shadi karwai thi
wakeel:dekh liya hai na saste kam ka anjam
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 965 views
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