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by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1694 views

Blood Group

Doctor Says To Pathan:
Appka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?
Pathan:
Hoga Zaror Hoga;
25 Saal Se Amara Koon Peeta Aay..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity

Question: “Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Answer: “Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound

4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Memon Had An Accident

A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried ..."Officer My Brand New Car ! ! " Cops Says: "Your Materialistic Nature Makes Me Sick And You R So Blinded By Money, You Haven't Noticed That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off In The Accident !" Memon Looks At The Left Arm N Yells . . . "OH MY GOD - My ROLEX"

by Azhar Ali (few years ago!)

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai? Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)