Search Results for 'Punjabi'

Teri bhen da khasam

1 zoo me ek tota english, urdu,
punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
tota wa

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
incocence

pathan ny 100 ka balance galt no py bhej diya phir call ki ore kaha: o yaar hamara100 rupya wapis karo.
PUNJABI:lekin mjy tow 80 rupy mily hein.
PATHAN: ok mein20 ore bhejta hn.

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?

Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No if no but sirf jatt

JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek punjabi apni un parh maa se

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses

Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses

English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!

Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha

1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi's Teacher:

Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......

Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Teacher

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Female

Ek bar ek male sardar aur uski biwi station gaye, wahan par punjab mail aayi male sardar usme chad gaya aur darwaze se bahar nikal kar apni biwi se bola ki ruk ja abhi punjab female aayegi usme tu ana yeh punjab mail hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Student

Teacher: She Is Kidding…

Translated In Hindi…

Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi 2 Pathan

Punjabi 2 Pathan:
Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.?

Pathan:
Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski To Ho Jati Hai,
Magar Jo Peeche Khara Ho Uski Nahi Hoti..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Punjabi:Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Sindhi: Hum Kaam Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Balochi: Hum Taleem Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Pathan: Hum Bila Waja Pechay Hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan B Point Maar Sakte Hein

Pathan Hotel Me Rost Khanay K Baad Haddi Chba Rha Tha..
Paas Mei Beitha “Punjabi” Daal Kha Rha Tha..Usne Pathan Se Tanziya Andaz Mein Pucha:
Khan ! Tumharey Area Me “Kuttay” Kya Khatay Hain?
Pathan: Daal

Moral:Pathan B Point Maar Sakte Hein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai

Ek Aadmi Dimagh Kharidne Market Gya
Admi:Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai?
Shopkepar: Angraiz Ka Rs.50 Mahajir Ka Rs.100
Baloch Ka Rs.150
Punjabi Ka Rs.200
Sindhi Ka Rs.250
Aur PATHAN Ka Rs.500
Aadmi: Hairat Se Yar Pathan Ka Itna Mehanga Kyu?
Shopkepar: Bhai 500 Khopriyan Toro To Sala 1 May Se Dimagh Nikalta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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