Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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Pathan ka raat ko Sigret
peeny ko dil chaha
Har taraf Maachis dhoondi
per kahien ni mili
Aakhir na umeed ho k Mombatti bujha k so gya
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GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|
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MURGA TO MURGI.
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I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=
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Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.
by Raju (few years ago!)
Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Effect of Aashiqui-2
Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal..
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke
Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke
Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon”
Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To
Majak Mein Bola Tha“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)