Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1197 views
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In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach
rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai
isay paint kese krte hain?
2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain
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Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya
Aur Bola- Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega
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At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."
General Motors has issued a press release stating:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe.
Aare Jiske Piche
11 Ladke Underwear Pehen Ke
Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi
Hogi Na
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
That Angry Moment!
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Whn a small kid hits u widout any reason in front of his mom & u
cant do anything bt smile n say
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kitna cute hai (Sala kutta) :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny sardar
Sardar 1 ghar k nichay
khara “susu” kar raha tha,
Upar say 1 Lady boli
nazer nai a raha, diwaar hai?
Sardar: bola thora side say ho k dekho, nazr aa jaye ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)