Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain
Punjabi:Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain
Sindhi: Hum Kaam Mei Thora Pechay Hain
Balochi: Hum Taleem Mei Thora Pechay Hain
Pathan: Hum Bila Waja Pechay Hain!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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