Punjabi 2 Pathan
Punjabi 2 Pathan:
Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.?
Pathan:
Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski To Ho Jati Hai,
Magar Jo Peeche Khara Ho Uski Nahi Hoti..;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 711 views
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