Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai
Ek Aadmi Dimagh Kharidne Market Gya
Admi:Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai?
Shopkepar: Angraiz Ka Rs.50 Mahajir Ka Rs.100
Baloch Ka Rs.150
Punjabi Ka Rs.200
Sindhi Ka Rs.250
Aur PATHAN Ka Rs.500
Aadmi: Hairat Se Yar Pathan Ka Itna Mehanga Kyu?
Shopkepar: Bhai 500 Khopriyan Toro To Sala 1 May Se Dimagh Nikalta Hai.
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