Search Results for 'Punjabi'
1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha
Punjabi:Ye kya hai?
Pathan:Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai
Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A punjabi women in London,
Telling 2 english doctor about her baby’s illness. . .
Doctor My baby is ill 1week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bus weep da e weep da
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : 1 aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mei Urdu Punjabi English Sab Aati Ho !!!!
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Boy : Ishq Di Gali Ich No Entry xD !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Man to Funny Punjabi: Suna hai ke tumari biwi tumari puja karti hai.
Funny Punjabi: Hanji, vo jo bhi khana mere aage rakhti hai, vo jala ke hi rakhti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Man: Mein Three Idiots panch bar dekh chuka hun.
Funny Punjabi: Oye: Meine to bas ek bar hi dekhi hai. Pehli bar hi samaj aa gayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Boy to Punjabi Boy: Tum yeh belt laga ke bohot funny lagte ho.
Funny Punjabi Boy: Agar mein ye belt na lagaun to aur bhi funny lagunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne k chakker main..
Papita wali se papite kharidne k liye bola.
ooi.. ik pappy-ta-dede..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.
Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.
Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay
nhi hona chahiey.
Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho jaye gi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)