Punjabi's Teacher:

Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......

Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

She didn't Say Anything

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.

Father: How do you know?

Girl: She didn't say anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
molvi and parrot

1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Great Reply

Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai
Aur Brabar Men Bhi
Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Chawal Daal Raha Hota He

Pehla Aadmi : Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?

Doosra : Jab Tumhara Dost Chawal Khane Uthe Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A good teacher

A good teacher is 1 who tells u to study hard, But d best teacher is 1 who stands outside the exam hall and shouts:

Oye nlayko,flying aa gyi.Parchiya kha jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per akela ghum raha tha.

Police wala: kyun bhai, aadhi raat ko akele ghumne ki kya wajah hai?

Santa: wajah hoti to ghar pahunch kar kab ka apni biwi ko bata diya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sindhi Ka Khoon

Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Sindhi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye.

Sindhi: Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi sindhi ka khoon dor raha hay..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez with doctor

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar
Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per Ke Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay
Hi
Wo Kyun Sehat Mand H0gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki K Hath Ma Barkat Hoti Hai

Kehty Hain Larki K Hath Ma
Barkat Hoti Hai,

Bilkul Sahe

Q

K

2 Inch Ki CheeZ Hath Ma Do To 6 inch Ki Kr Deti Hai,

laga pogo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak
lift chahiye kya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift
le rahi hoon abhi tak
ghar nahi pahuchi…..
.
Jo samje wo agaye forward kary baqi beth k pogo dekhy..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Masoom Dhamki

Masoom Dhamki

1 cHor choRi kr k ghR SE
ja rHa tha
k
... Bachey ki Aankh khul gAi

BacHa :
mEra SCHOOL ka BAG b leja saly wrna
shor mcha donga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain

Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab

1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho..

Teacher. Class Ka Group

meri saadi kab hogi

Japan ke Prime Minister

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya ha..

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook