Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?

Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views

TEACHER: John, how would you

TEACHER: John, how would you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan to Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)