Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?

Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1071 views

Santa Watches Less T.V -

While visiting Santa's house,

Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

Banta Asked why the Small one was There.

Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE.

Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE.

Mehman: Nahi shukria main pehle he 4 le chuka hoon.

Shiekh: waise Liye to aap ne 7 hain
lekin
khair yahan gin kon raha hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

With a romantic poetry

pathan proposed a girl.
With a romantic poetry

billi mar gai razaai mai
mai paagal hun teri judai mai,

pani mai machchar tair nahi sakta
gul khan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A couple

A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of
yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Son: Mom

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)