Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..

Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views

Can u write with your eyes

Son--- Can u write with your eyes closed ?
Father -- Yes.
Son-- Good ; can u sign my report card

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Lawyer

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thir

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Riding a Horse

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Chappal

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,

Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.

Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

She is my 89

teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai

student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89

by WAQAR (few years ago!)