Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..

Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl Frind And Doctor

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko
andar bula lejeye .
Doctor: Trust me
mai shareef admi ho…. .
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef
nahi hai

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)

Delivery Report

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate
Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Molvi sahib

Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein: Ajkal cable pe
channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!Pathan: Nahi,
hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain. Aap apna taar
check karo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shaadi ke bad Rakhi apni dady se

Shaadi ke bad Rakhi apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi ,Dady:

Shaadi main jhagde to hote rahte hai fikar mat karo.

Rakhi: Woh toh thik hai par ab Laash ka kya karun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)