Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han
Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views
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