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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya.
Question was:
BLACK is a colour
White is also a colour
But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia!
KBC me Amitabh to Santa - Wat's ur father's name?
Santa khamosh baitha raha
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir, apne option hi nahi dia!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Butterfly Dekhni Hai
Santa was Throwing Pieces of
Butter Out Of The Window
Jeeto : Kya kar rahe ho tussi?
Santa : Ojee, Mujhe Butterfly dekhni hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot
Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Light Khana
Santa standing below a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY??
Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light khana"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.
Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. :p :D
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,
Miss: Nahi
Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,
Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha
Miss Call :o :D
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Naag! Do Not Punch Me
Santa:Do You Know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok! Tell me What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchmi?
Banta:So Simple Yar, Naag! Do Not Punch Me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TTE Asked To Sardar : Ticket Dikhao
Santa : Ye Lo Dekho
TTE : Ye To Purani Hai
Santa : To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Army ka Interview dene gaya
Army Man:Agar Maidan Mein
Tumhare Paas Goliyan Khatam Ho Jaye To Kya Karoge?
Santa:Janab, Mein Awazen Nikalunga ... Dhishkoon ... Dishkoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)