Teacher Behosh Ho Gaya

Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya.

Question was:
BLACK is a colour
White is also a colour

But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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AGr KhuBsuraT

AGr KhuBsuraT

H0na JurM Hy TO,
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HaN HaN HaN

Me MuJrIm Hu.

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Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
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Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do

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sonar nay ghusay say kaha,"
yahan gadhay(donkey) forokht hotay hain".
to admi nay kaha,"ap akailay rah gaey hian ya aor b koi hay."

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