MIss-Call
Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,
Miss: Nahi
Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,
Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha
Miss Call :o :D
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 734 views
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