MIss-Call

Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,

Miss: Nahi

Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,

Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha

Miss Call :o :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 761 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.

Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Quaid-e-Millat: Liaquat Ali Khan

Madar-e-Millat: Fatima Jinnah
Aur Ab . . .

Bhabhi-e-Millat: Sania Mirza. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bus ke peche

Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shiekh Jee Oye Shehzade

Shiekh: Is Sheeshy ki koi Garanty ?

Dukandar: Ap isko 100 Manzil Se Nichy Girao Ye 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Totey Ga.

Shiekh: Jee Oye Shehzade Kar Dey Pack…

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
Jali note

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou

Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Pakistani: Mera beta

Laash ka kia karain?

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

Galti ho gai

Behan, bartan saaf karne ke ..

Auto Me Takli

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook