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My sweet girlfriend

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teri bhen da khasam

1 zoo me ek tota english, urdu,
punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
tota wa

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:

English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8

Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two friends were walking but

Total Disaster:-)

Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..

1St Freind: Ooh my god!! my girl friend and my wife are coming together..

Second Friend: Damn!!! Mine tooo it :-))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two friends were walking but

Total Disaster:-)

Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..

1St Freind: Ooh my god!! my girl friend and my wife are coming together..

Second Friend: Damn!!! Mine tooo it :-))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA

AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA BEHOSH HO GAYA. AADMI TOTE KO GHAR LE GAYA. CAGE ME RAKHA KHANA DIYA. TOTA JAAG K BOLA:AAILA JAIL! WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa:Ur son is a fool c report Card

Eng- 6Maths- 7Sci- 4Sst-8Pbi- 8TOTAL- 33

S:'Total' me to kamaal hi kar diya, Iski to tution b nhi thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage.

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik pathan

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha

bhae ye konsa janwar hai

tota bola: pathan hai saala

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Pathan Hai Sala…

1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha

1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?

Tota Bola: Pathan Hai Sala…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher To Sardar

Teacher To Sardar:
Ur Son Is Fail,See His Report:
English-6 Maths-7 Social Studies-4
Science-8 Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL Vich Te Kamal E Kr Dita. Is Subject Di Te Tution V Nai Rakhwai C…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi Shahab Ka Tota

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi Ne Zoo Me

1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.

Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:

Who R U?

Tota: I’m Parrot

Admi: Tum Kon H0?

T0ta: Me T0ta Hun

Admi: Tu Keair Aye?

Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me Naiy Achni…:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctors Ki Laraii

Aik Admi Langraata Hoa Aata Hay
Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May Jhagar Tean Hay
Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai
Dosra Bolta Hai K
Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai
Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To
Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai
Chalo Us Say Hi Poch Laetey Hain
Ussay Poch Tay Hain To
Wo Bolata Hai
Nahi , Na Mera To Chapl Tota Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Oye Baghairt

1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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