Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:

English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8

Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views

Police

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The Fi

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The First One Said, "I Hear Sirens. Jump!"The Second One Said, "But Were On The 13th Floor!"The First One Screamed Back, "This Is No Time To Be Superstitious. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Hotel Ka Khana

Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

wife going to usa

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl Wife returns from USA

Husband: where’s my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?
Banta- Hut
Santa- English aati nahi to daant te Q ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)