Two friends were walking but
Total Disaster:-)
Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..
1St Freind: Ooh my god!! my girl friend and my wife are coming together..
Second Friend: Damn!!! Mine tooo it :-))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1090 views
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