Sardar k0 electric chair
Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la:
Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la: “btao tmhari akhri khwahish kia hai?”
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Sardar: menu dar lag reya a, mera hath pharr lawo:)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 872 views
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