Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 883 views

Maan Ki Baat Hamesha Sun Ni Chahiye

Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha

Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”

Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”

Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man was telling

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nakal Marna Galat Baat Hai

Ek Baar Exam Mein Question Aaya Hips Par Essay Likho?

To Santa Apni Pent Khol Kar Hips Dekh Raha Tha.

Tabhi Ek Bache Ne Zor Se Bola: “Mam Dekho, Santa Ne Guide Khol Rakhi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

men

bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay.
shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho?
bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay?
shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Pathan

Semi Final:
PAKISTAN VS NEWZELAND
Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
Congrats
Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
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Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)