2 sardar or unki 1 sister
?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the Itne me daku ka kafila aya aur unki behen ko utha k le gya
Sardr-Aj didi na hoti to hamare sare paise lut jate.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 744 views
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A little girl came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished
for something that I didn't do." The mother
exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have
a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way,
what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl
replied, "My homework."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
there was a discussion between love n arranged
marriage which at last was concluded by comparin
them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or
is being murdered.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he
Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu
Ki Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Admi Apne Bete Ko Buri Tarha Se Maar Raha Tha
Sath Wale Padosi Ne Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Padosi: “Arrey Itna Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?”
Aadmi: “Kal Isska Result Aane Wala Hai Or Mujhe Aaj Tour Pe Jana Hai Socha Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Hi Kar Loon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke
5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
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Aur
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1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
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Moral:” Haste Haste Juth Bolo
fir b 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai.. =D =))
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)