Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views
Similar Jokes
The awkward moment when ;)
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"
Reply: "nai
GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
.
.
Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"
Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.
To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”
Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha
Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.
Manager Santa Ka Interview Lete Hue Question Puuchta Hai.
Manager: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”
Santa: “Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui”
Manager: “Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Ra Tha
Maa Ne Pucha
Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye?
Tofee
Biskit
... Ya
milk?
Bacha:
Bash Ek sanam chahiyeee
aashqi ke liye..;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.
Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
HUSBAND :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)