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Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai

Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.

Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”

Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”

Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Akhir Problem Hai To Hai Kidhar?

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.

Banta: “Kya Dekh Raha Hai Yaar?”

Santa: “Arrey, Ye Dekh Raha Hun Ki Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dopher Mein Neend Kaisi Puri Kare?

Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Santa: “Ek Kala Bulb Dena”

Dukandar: “Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?”

Santa: “Yaar, Dopeher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhagwan Ko Manane Wala Santa

Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur

Dheere Se Bola.

Santa: “I Love You”

Girlfriend: “Zor Se Bolo”

Santa: “Jai Mata Di“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bade Hokar Kya Banoge?

Class Mein Teacher Sab Bacho Se Puchti Hai Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya-Kya Banoge,

Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai Aur

Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Acha Santa Tum

Batao Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge?”

Santa: “Mam, Main Pilot Banunga”

Teacher: “Kyun?”

Santa: “Oh Mam Samajha Karo, Upar Accident Ka Khatra Nahi Hota Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Itni Si Baat Pe Mujhe Kyu Jagaya

Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Chor Gus

Gaya, Santa Gahri Neend So Raha Tha.

Chor Ne Santa Ko Bandook Lagayi Aur Bola.

Chor: “Jaldi Bata Sona Kidhar Hai?”

Santa Neend Mein Hi Bola: “Saale Itna Bada Ghar Hai Jidhar Marji Soja, Mere Ko Jagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thhi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaago Grahak Jaago

Santa Ka 7up Peene Ka Man Kar Raha Thha, Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Mujhe Ek Asli Wali 7up Do” Dukandar: “Ye Lo”

Santa Ne 7up Peene Ke Baad, 6
Dakaar Aur 1 Paadh Mara Aur Dukandar Se Bola.

Santa: “Abe Ye Naqli 7up Hai Asli Nahi”

Dukandar: “Arrey Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho, Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Ye 6up Hai, 1 Down Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khali Latkane Se Kam Thode Chalega

Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,

Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.

Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agle Janam Ka Moh Achha Nahi

Santa Market Ja Raha The Achanak Ek Ladki Usse Takrai Aur Boli.

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “I Am Sorry”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “I Am

Santa Singh, Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nice To Meet You

Santa Market Ja Raha The Achanak Ek Ladki Usse Takrai Aur Boli.

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “I Am Sorry”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “I Am

Santa Singh, Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paisa Bachao Paisa, Santa Ke Idea Se

Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.

Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor
Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic

Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”

Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Andaza Laga Lo

Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha,

Dukandaar: “Aapko Kis Size Ki Chappal Chahiye, Bina Size Ke Mein Chappal Kese Dikhau?”

Santa: “Yaar Wo To Main Bhool Gaya Hoon, Aisa Karo Meri Kamar Pe Nishan Dekh Ke Andaza Laga Lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MS-Office Malum Hai Kya?

Santa Software Company Mein Interview De Raha Tha, Manager Ne Pucha.

Manager: “Apko MS-Office Malum Hai Kya?”

Santa: “Sir, Agar Aap Address Denge To Wahan Ja Aunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata

Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”

Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Kaisi Sikhe?

Santa Ne English Sikhne Ki Class Join Kar Rahi Thhi, Ek Din Apne Ek Dost Ko Bola.

Santa: “Tu Mujse Kuch Bhi

Puch Le Mein Uska Angreji Mein Jawab Dunga”

Dost: “Achhha, Chal Agarbati Ki English Bata?”

Santa: “Le Yeh Bhi Koi Mushkil Sawal Hai, Isska Jawab Hai – If 32“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)