Khali Latkane Se Kam Thode Chalega
Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,
Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.
Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 751 views
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Gae Hen.
“DOST”
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Pack
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
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or
munni badnam ho gai.
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