Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,

Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.

Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views

1 Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Funny Laloo Joke

Once Laloo was coming out of airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" For which Laloo replied “75Kgs” and moved on…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in saudi arab

Pathan aik baar 2 arbion k pas se guzra wo arbi me aik dosre ko galian de rahe the.
Pathan: qari sahia mujhe bi in duaon me yaad rakhna

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

Ik raat bijli chali gayi.

Ik raat bijli chali gayi.

Pandit: Kam se kam fan to chala do.

Panditani: Kar di na Panditon wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)