Khali Latkane Se Kam Thode Chalega
Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,
Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.
Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views
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