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ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.
BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .
HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha.ye dekh k wife boli-kya kr re ho?
Santa-ye koi aam shampo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache Se pucha- Apke Papa Ka Kya Naam He.?
Bacha Bola- Abhi Naam Nhi Rakha,
Bas Pyar Se Papa-Papa Kehte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.
It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.
"I~m busy," he said. "I promise I~ll do the next one."
The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again.
Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, "I didn~t mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”.
Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.
Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.
Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”
Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.
Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm… maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”
Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”
Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)