Bade Hokar Kya Banoge?
Class Mein Teacher Sab Bacho Se Puchti Hai Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya-Kya Banoge,
Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai Aur
Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Acha Santa Tum
Batao Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge?”
Santa: “Mam, Main Pilot Banunga”
Teacher: “Kyun?”
Santa: “Oh Mam Samajha Karo, Upar Accident Ka Khatra Nahi Hota Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1193 views
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