Bade Hokar Kya Banoge?

Class Mein Teacher Sab Bacho Se Puchti Hai Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya-Kya Banoge,

Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai Aur

Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Acha Santa Tum

Batao Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge?”

Santa: “Mam, Main Pilot Banunga”

Teacher: “Kyun?”

Santa: “Oh Mam Samajha Karo, Upar Accident Ka Khatra Nahi Hota Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1195 views
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