Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”
Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”
Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki
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kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota. ...
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Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte
The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?
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Chinese Couple Romance Krtay Huye:
Husband: Chutaki.
Wife: Yuwanini.
Husband: Choka Yoonji Machi, Romi Hoayoo Yakiyo.
Wife Piyar Say Boli: Chimi Yohua, Yakochinda Timsuji.
Husband Muskura Kr: Na Siaou Mina Um Luji.
Wife: Ochu Chin Huya Buyoo Nochi…
Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho,
Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha..
Bass ROMANCE Ka Word Aya Our Pura Message Parh Dala :-D :-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Modern Bezzati..
Boy to Girl: I love u & want 2
marry u.
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Girl: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
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Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P
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