Jaago Grahak Jaago
Santa Ka 7up Peene Ka Man Kar Raha Thha, Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Mujhe Ek Asli Wali 7up Do” Dukandar: “Ye Lo”
Santa Ne 7up Peene Ke Baad, 6
Dakaar Aur 1 Paadh Mara Aur Dukandar Se Bola.
Santa: “Abe Ye Naqli 7up Hai Asli Nahi”
Dukandar: “Arrey Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho, Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Ye 6up Hai, 1 Down Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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