1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views

Bill

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Muqabla Mumkin Hai

Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kaal Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.

Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)