Santa:O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?

Biwi: Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai
Exident Ho Jaye Iske Pahale Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views

Shadi ker leni chahye

Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni
chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

student

Srdar: Math vich fail Q hoya?

Son:

Kadi techer kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,

fair kendi ay 6+2=8

Sali nu ap confirm nai tay fail manu kr dita….?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of physics:

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)