Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views

Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam

Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Khai Or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.

1st Fenk K Bola -
Teri Vajah Se Meri Nokri Gyi.

2nd Fek K -
Teri Vajah Se Mera Ghar Bika

3rd Fek K -
Teri Vjah Se Meri BV Chali Gyi

4th Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli
To Bola
Tu Side Me Ho Ja
Tu Bekasoor Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maa banne wali hoon

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.



Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Best Evr Sign At A Petrol Pump

Best Evr Sign At A Petrol Pump:

"Kripya yaha Dhumrapan na karen !!
Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,
Petrol ki keemat bahut hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan and M>A

# Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

1 pagal aadmi bahut der se

1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.
aur thodi der baad bola jalte raho beta,
jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)