Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved
Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved same girl.
Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.
Dr. Santa: Why?
Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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