Two Lovers In Pak-Tower.

Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

"Letreen"

Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 755 views
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