umer zaida hai

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
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Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 772 views
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