Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.

Doc:That’s not a disease, its a gift!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 742 views

Pathan

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji and Hitler Joke

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

House full

Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa
Gaye.
Q? Kyo K
Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lafange Choohay

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

1 hathi ne lift mangi..

Itnay me 1 choha khara ho k bola..

Dekh lay Phir teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom ra tha.:D;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)