Search Results for 'Police'

Suraksha Week

EK Baar Pinku aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi
thi... Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye suraksha
week hai. Aap seat belt pahenkar car chala rahe ho
isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam
ka kya karoge? Pinku: Main isse apna driving license banwaoonga. Tabhi uski maa boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat
karo

Daaru peekar kuch bhi bolta hai. Uske papa neend se jaage
aur police ko dekhke
bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum zyada
door nahin ja payenge....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
police oe ambulance

wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom should I Call Now Police Or Ambulance..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Not In Duty

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Thirsty crow

1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
.
Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
.
Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
.
Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: Ja Police Ko Bula La

Nokar: Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue Chilaya: Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Chor Amir Log Ke Ghar Mein

Ek chor amir log ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhe Phansi Hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhe Phansi Hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phatan Vs Inspector

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kabristaan Me Smoking

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Prime Minister Ka Insult

Ek Aadmi chila raha tha "PRIME MINISTER kutta hai"

Police wale ne 1 thappar maara or bola "chal thana, P.M. ki insult karta hai?"

Aadmi bola "maine to Japan ke P.M. ke liye kaha tha".

Police wale ne 2 thapper or maare or bola "bewaqoof banata hai? Humein nai pata kon sa P.M kutta hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A police recruit was asked during exam

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal

batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghar Mein Chori Hogaya

Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?

Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?

Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)