1 Sardar Gahr Sa Nikla Aur Samne Dakha K Ek Kelay Ka Chilka Para Hoa Tha!

Sardar: O Mereya Ruba (Aj Fair Phisalna Pawayga)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 992 views

Ye jo Samnay Larka

Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.

Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.

Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Stress Reliver

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Yeh Saturday Kab Aayega

Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de

Hai iss dil mein itna dard,
ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar me hoon...
Yeh Saturday kab aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

So Ja Diploma So Ja

Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi, Ye Le Kar Agai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)