Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga.
Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai.

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 738 views

Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do

Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi

Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After a quarrel a wife

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“you Know, i was a fool when i got married with you.”
” The husband replied, “yes, dear,
but i was in love And didn’t notice

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is the chemical formula 4 water?

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

full kar do

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Aadat

Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)