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Pati. jab main ache kapde pehn ker

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu
to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde
pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k
gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi
chadaye jange
kyonKi
GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ganda SMS

Chupke se parhna ye ak Ganda SMS hy. .
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Ak larka ak larki se milny jata hy. .
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Aur !
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Wo Gobar main Gir jata hy. . .
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Cheee cheee
cheee
Dekha kitna ganda SMS hy..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Believe it

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his
friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Munna bhai And Professor

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Professor and Munna Bhai

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Barat main dish

“Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere
bhai-behen hai”
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
& thats true Indian
1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gandhi

Munna Bhai: Circuit! Bapu kapde kyon nahi pehante
the? Circuit: Bhai bolay to Bapu bhi us time ke
Salman Khan the.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
munna or

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan
Khan thay!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Write a note

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gandhi ke bare main

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya
jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha,
Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke
yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan to girl

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
PROFESSOR TO MUNNA: Gandhi Jayanti k baray mein batao?

PROFESSOR TO MUNNA: Gandhi Jayanti k baray mein batao?
MUNNA: Bole tu Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin pata k yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Obama pakistan Aya To Ak Deewar par Likha tha

Obama pakistan Aya To Ak Deewar par Likha tha

Obama kanjar:DDD

Obama Nay Ak Pakistani Say Pocha kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota ha

Pakistani Ne kaha is ka matlab hai.

WATAN SE PIYAR KARNAY WALA:P

Phir Obama (India) Gaya Aur Taqreer main kahan Mujhe pata ha

Aap sub kanjar hain:D

Main khud bohat bara kanjar hoon:-PPPP

Lakin Main ne GANDI say bara kanjar Aaj Tak nahi dakha:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Unniswi Shatabdi Ka Dabang

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay.

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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