Gandhi ke bare main
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya
jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha,
Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke
yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 874 views
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