Unniswi Shatabdi Ka Dabang
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay.
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thein
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views
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ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
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dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
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Uski Research Poori Hone Tak Ek Aadiwasi Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Jata Hai.
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Wo Ladki Aur Gore Ladke Ko Pakad Ke Sardar Ke Pass Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.
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Ye Sunte Hi Aadiwasi Gore Ko Kone Mein Le Jakar Dheere Se Kahta Hai.
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