Teacher :is jumle ko english me btao.she is kidding
sardar:wo bache derahi hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 763 views

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khatarnak Kaam Karny Ka Mood

Ek Student Doosry Se:
"Aaj kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karny ka ji kr Raha Hai. Jo pehle Hum ne na kiya Ho.

2nd Student:
"To phir Chal Thora Sa Parh Lety Hain." :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teen choroon ne mil ker aik jagha chori ki.

Teen choroon ne mil ker aik jagha chori ki. Paise apne thikane per le ker aaye to aik dosre se bole pahle paise gin lety hain phir aaram karte hain. In main se aik chor ne ye kaha.

Bhai mughe to neend aarahi hai main to sota hoon, lakin tum log be imaani na karna kiun keh mujhe subha ka akhbar parhr ker bhi chori ki raqam ka pata lag jayega k hum ne ketne raqam churaee hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Please bike itni taze na chalao

Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.

Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)