English me btao
Teacher :is jumle ko english me btao.she is kidding
sardar:wo bache derahi hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 872 views
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ALLAH O AKBAR
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khayber Pakhton Khuwa Ki Manzori K Baad
Pathan Bhayon Ka Aik Aur Mutalba,,
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“Nuswar Ko Qomi Phal Karar Dia Jaey”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar travelling in Train
TC: Ticket dikhao
Sardar: Yeh lo
TC: Yeh to purani hai
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Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...
SArdar wakell after case :
Mujrim : case ka kia bna
SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".
So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text
''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)