Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha

1 Larki Ko URDU Our ENGLISH Mix Kr K Bolnay Ki Adat Thi..
Shaadi Ki Pehli Rat Us Ko Pata Chala K Us K Shohar Ka Sirf 1 Paon Ha.
Aglay Din Wo Apnay Ghar Gaye Tou Apni Ammi Say Boli:
Mom Meray Husband Ka Tou Sirf 1 Foot Ha…
Maa Hairat Say Boli:
Tou Beta Tum Ko Our Kitna Lamba Chahiye?
Tmharay ABBA Marhoom Ka Tou Sirf 6 Inch Ka Tha,
Our Wahi Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha.:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 721 views
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