Boy kissed her girlfriend
Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in
a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be
after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already
married.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
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High school, Sir,Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.
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Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!
Thanx Ur sincerelyApki beti ka boyfriend..> ................. ;)
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