Sardar G Joined New Job
Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?
Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 888 views
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Jab piYar or JanG Me Sub Kuch JaayZ Hy,
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ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
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3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
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5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
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Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’
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