Sardar G Joined New Job
Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?
Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 855 views
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1 Hr Plane Mae
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Pohanchny Mae.
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Usko Dekh K Chunti Boli..
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Janu Cross Kr lo Gy Ya Utron;)
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Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he
Girl:Thnx
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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na
Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.
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"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
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Bachche: “Nahi Khayenge Sir”
Sir: “Kabhi Ladkiyon Ko Nahi Chhedoge”
Bachche: “Alright Sir!”
Sir: “Jua Nahi Kheloge”
Bachche: “Ok! Sir”
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