Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?

Because... The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 941 views

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.

Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."

Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".

Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Select NO.

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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

There is nothing more expensive

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bazar main

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein
"A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein
To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?
Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE"
Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cinema poster

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise
gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)