Columbians Run Away
Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?
Because... The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 738 views
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"Great idea!" the chicken cried.
"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
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