Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

“UR ja”

wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:

Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 932 views

Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi:

"Bina Ticket waale Yatri Hoshiyar!"
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Golu: Wah!

Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab saale Gadhe hai kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.

1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.
Teeno Doctor Thay.
2 Pagal Thay.
1 Ko Smajh Nahi Thi,
Jis Ko Samjh Nahi Thi, Us K 3 Hosptals Thay.
2 Band Thay 1 Khulta Nahi Tha .
Jo Khulta Nahi Tha Us Main 3 Fans Thay.
2 Band Thy 1 Chalta Nahi Tha.
Jo Chalta Nahi Tha Us Ko 3 Machanics K Pass Lay Gaye .
2 Ko Kam Ata Nahi Tha, 1 Say Hota Nahi Tha.\
Jis Say Hota Nahi Tha, Us K 3 Shagird Thay.
2 Atay Nahi Thay, 1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha.
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha, Wo Wahi Shuru Wala Dost Tha,
Jis K 3 Dost Thay.
Mainay Bhi Ye Sms 3 Lougo Ko Send Kia,
2 Pagal Hogaye Our 1 Abhi Hojaye Ga… :P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sadma Bhi Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha

Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola

Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya

Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”

20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”

Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla: “Shit, Main To Banta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

oined new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)