Teacher Pathan se

Teacher Pathan se:

Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ?

Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)

Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 556 views
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