1 Pathan Apna Mobile

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 584 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hn us ka naam yaad nahi aaraha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar Jaao

Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
<||>
_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki log

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
very funny jokes in hindi

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Yun to bahut se "LOG

Yun to bahut se "LOG" hai jo 14th Feb ko propose krte hai
.

.
Meri Maano to "1st April" ko propose kro
.

.
Man gayi to 'I LOVE YOU'
gussa kiya to
'APRIL FOOL'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How old is your father.?

Teacher: How old is your father.?
J
honny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?
J
honny: He became father after I was born.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne

Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne ke liye permission kyun nahi deta?

Jwaab: Kyunki kanoon ke mutabik kisi ko ek hi gunah ke liye do baar saja nahi di ja sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School main master

School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola :
“Kami-Na”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sumer gift

|| /"~,
||/@@ ";
||@@@ )
||\@@ ,;
|| \;~''
||
Ye lo PANKHA
Sumer gift

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H

GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL :
GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Rang gora karne wali cream

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Yesterday I sent a fax

Santa to Banta

Karan Johar bar me

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook