Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views

Wrong Number

AChi bachi...2011
FATHER:beti aj tm ne phone per sirf 1 ghanta bat ki, tum ne t kabhi 4 ghantay se kam bat nai ki...??

BETI:"papa ap bhi na
ye wrong number tha..."

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wat is meant by Mixed Emotion?

Wat is meant by Mixed Emotion?
Ans:Ur ENEMY falls from 17th floor on ur brand
new car
& u don't know whether to Laugh or Cry. :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jutti chuki gai

Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari guratean dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…

Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??

Sardar:
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.

.
Hona ki c
Chuki gai ay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)